Stuff on the Side # 5 - Pearl of the Orient (my ass)

Disclaimer: Strong Language

Putang ina lang Kainis naman ng mga tagamaneho ng bus sa EDSA. The government has recently implemented a new transportation system where 3 types of buses have a stop corresponding to each of them. Bus A's can only stop at A designated terminals. Bus B's at B terminals. C's at C's.

Eh putang ina lang Unfortunately, some bus companies must not have informed their drivers and conductors about the change of plan (MY ASS). So my friend tells me his experience on his way home to Pasay. He got on a supposedly air-conditioned bus, but found out later that the AC was broken and had in its stead electric fans. Welcome aboard ordinary fare.

Anyway that's beside the point. The bus he got on was an A bus at Cubao which is a C terminal. See anything wrong? And at this terminal, monsieur tsuper and his sidekick conductor boy were reprimanded by the MMDA (peeps in charge of road discipline LOL). Life goes on. Then a little later, the bus stops at Ayala, Makati which is a B terminal. See anything wrong?

So the MMDA guy/girl (my friend didn't tell me the sex of our dear MMDA personnel) flagged the bus driver and they had a short argument where the MMDA person told monsieur tsuper that A and B just don't mix, also taking monsieur's liscence. Monsieur tsuper reasons out that he didn't know about the new system (despite it being about a month old). Monsieur tsuper then tells conductor boy to deal with the MMDA. Conductor boy comes back saying he payed the MMDA person Php1000.00 cold hard cash (in assortments of 100's, 50's, and 20's folded in half I muse) to get monsieur tsuper's liscence back.

Putang ina lang. See anything wrong?

1. My friend shouldn't have ridden a reprimanded A bus at a C terminal

2. Monsieur Tsuper and his sidekick have no respect for people who are hard at working paying taxes.

3. MMDA person is unfortunately stupid for giving in to corruption. Easy money it may be, but fuck that. I'm going to be working and paying my dues to society soon. Hearing about shit like this pisses me off.

Respeto lang naman kasi kailangan natin para medyo gumanda-ganda ng kahit konti lang pumumuhay natin dito sa Pinas. Kung puro sarili lang ninyo iintindihin ninyo eh putang ina lang diyos ko po wag na tayong umasa pang umunlad.

Laki ng titi niyo di niyo naman alam gamitin. Kaya ang daming buntis.